why the fuck do i still have 2000 followers
why are you people still here
Are you really a giraffe?

Anonymous
yeah im a fucking giraffe you got something to say
wait what was your old url?

Anonymous
my old url was enoshimatroll
i just switched it over to another blog aha
its okay, one time i was in walmart looking at fish and a cute guy walked up and started to talk to me about proper fish care, and i panicked and yelled "I HAVE A PENIS" i have no idea why, i don't even have a penis anyways, his face went white and walked a way really fast while an old lady was laughing at us.

Anonymous
that’s strangely adorable!
Why were you moving blogs?

Anonymous
i was getting harassed by people i know in real life that found this blog and i just wanted to get away but they ended up stalking me and finding my new blog anyway so
You know, it's really unfair to have a post that gets to over 90,000 notes because of its wit and charm and being awkwardly relatable and then change blogs. XD
you’re not the first person to tell me that!
hey guys remember me
well my new url is the same as my old one
enoshimatroll.tumblr.com
feel free to follow!!
FOR THE LAST TIME OK
i have moved blogs, feel free to message me for my new url (-:
HEY i’m moving blogs and leaving this one behind!
HEY i’m moving blogs and leaving this one behind!