why the fuck do i still have 2000 followers 

why are you people still here

Are you really a giraffe?
Anonymous

yeah im a fucking giraffe you got something to say 

wait what was your old url?
Anonymous

my old url was enoshimatroll

i just switched it over to another blog aha

Are you really a lesbian?
Anonymous

i am a giraffe 

wait are you really a lesbian or did you just say that (for the awkward hand touch story when you dropped your pencil)
Anonymous

giraffe 

r u actually a lesbian
Anonymous

i’m actually giraffe 

are you a lesbian
Anonymous

you motherfucker 

You're a lesbian?
Anonymous

the sega continues 

its okay, one time i was in walmart looking at fish and a cute guy walked up and started to talk to me about proper fish care, and i panicked and yelled "I HAVE A PENIS" i have no idea why, i don't even have a penis anyways, his face went white and walked a way really fast while an old lady was laughing at us.
Anonymous

that’s strangely adorable! 

Why were you moving blogs?
Anonymous

i was getting harassed by people i know in real life that found this blog and i just wanted to get away but they ended up stalking me and finding my new blog anyway so 

You know, it's really unfair to have a post that gets to over 90,000 notes because of its wit and charm and being awkwardly relatable and then change blogs. XD

you’re not the first person to tell me that! 

hey guys remember me 

well my new url is the same as my old one

enoshimatroll.tumblr.com

feel free to follow!! 

FOR THE LAST TIME OK

i have moved blogs, feel free to message me for my new url (-:

HEY i’m moving blogs and leaving this one behind!

enoshimatroll:

message me if you want my new url!!! 

HEY i’m moving blogs and leaving this one behind!

enoshimatroll:

message me if you want my new url!!!